Smashsquatch (Smash)

#390

she/they

“Ask for Money, get advice…ask for advice, get money 2x” – Mr. 305

Derby History: 2016-2019 Lansing Derby Vixens (rip); 2019-2023 DC Roller Derby

Position: Jammer/Pivot/Blocker

Previous Sports: Volleyball, basketball, hockey, marching band

Injuries: Broken right fibula in 2017 – I still have a plate and 6 screws

Hometown: Cheboygan, MI

Get Pumped-Up Song: “Don’t Mess With Me” by Brody Dalle & “Bigfoot” by Big Freedia

Fun Fact: My derby number is 390 because it spells OPE backwards and if that’s not the most Midwestern thing ever, I don’t know what is.