What’s the significance of your derby name and number?
[SP] – My name is from a line in the movie Short Bus by the great John Cameron Mitchell. My number is the age that the league coach thought I was at the time I was drafted. He was pretty far off the mark.
Do you have any bout-day rituals, habits, or superstitions? If so, what are they?
[SP] – Breakfast with my derby wives. I always have to find my parents int he crowd so that I know everything will be okay.
What is your favorite off-skates workout?
[SP] – Spinning.
What was the last thing you ate?
[SP] – General Tsao’s Chicken and Honey Walnut Prawns, which is pretty unusual for me.
At noon, a train leaves Seattle for Portland while another train leaves Portland for Seattle. It takes one train 4 hours and the other 7 hours to make the trip. Both maintain constant speeds and travel along parallel tracks. If you were on one of those trains, what kind of refreshing beverage would you be drinking in the dining car?
[SP] – The one you buy for me.