Pia Mess
Pia Mess, # 24/7
Sockit Wenches
Joined in October 2004, currently skating with the Silicon Valley Roller Girls.
Height: 5’4″
Likes: Pina Colada’s and getting caught in the rain.
Dislikes: People who are late, my food touching on the plate.
Injuries: Dislocated jaw, PCL tear, black eye.
Motto: PMS…..when good girls go bad!
Favorite Music: Jimmy Buffett and top 40.
Favorite Drink: Tom collins or Bloody Marys.
Awards :2005 July League MVP
2005 Blacktop Brawl 1st place Blocker Race
2005 Blacktop Brawl 1st place Truck n Trailor race (with Rebel Belle)
2006 Tucson Tourney Best Take Out
2006 Team MVP
2006 League Top Scoring Jammer
2006 most versitale player
2006 Captain of the Champion Team
Bio: Born in Honolulu, Hawaii, this little “Hawaiian Honey” spent the early years pounding Poi on her father’s Taro farm. But, as she grew older, Pia craved bodily contact rather than destroying a root for fun.
Spurred on by her mother, Ima Mess, she took up soccer so that she could actually have contact with a human. But sadly, this did not satisfy her urge to really take someone out seriously, since she would always get “Red Carded”.
Her father, Ura Mess, suggested Rugby, but the guys were to afraid to let her on the team. Her brother, Whata Mess, had contacts in the NFL, but at this writing,there are not to many women playing professional football. The word got around town. Pia got a call from the Sockit Wenches of the Rat City Rollergirls who were looking for a “Mighty Mite” that could put the hurt on somebody and bounce an opponent off the wall like she did with the ball while playing indoor soccer.
So, be warned, Pia Mess is tough and dangerous no matter what time of month it is!!!
