#611 heMIAtoma
“My feelings are valid!”
Derby History: Tried a family skate in Oly in 2012, ate shit and vowed never to skate again. Learned to skate in 2013 with Apple City for a few months. Took a break from derby for half a year. Moved to Berlin and started again with Bear City (DISCO DOLPHINS!) in 2014. Made it onto the C team. Got deported. Transferred to RCRG IN 2015. Drafted to Sockit Wenches, my new forever home!?
Position: Jammer?!
Injuries: Bruises and bloody noses
Hometown: Seattle
Profession: Professional preschooler
Previous Sports: I was bribed into swimming with ice cream for a few years, soccer for a million years, some drunk bike polo in college, a few months on a men’s rugby team.
Fight Song: Either Bitch Better Have My Money – Rihanna or K.I.E.R.E.M.E – Bebe
Favorite Movie: Gosford Park. Maggie Smith is a boss.
