If it’s funny enough, I’ll do it
Birthdate: February 15th
Position: Blocker – Generally demoralizing the opposing jammer within the boundaries of the rules and in the most sportsman-like manner possible
Injuries: Complete ACL tear/surgery/rehabilitation March-November 2013 and an occasional bruised ego
Awards: Most Awesome! No, seriously, I have a trophy and everything!
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
Profession: Breakfast Food Connoisseur. Customer Service. Bouncer. Rat City Interleague Coordinator
Previous Sports: 14 years of highly competitive soccer