Matilda the Hun
Matilda the Hun, #5
Derby Liberation Front
Joined in April 2005, currently retired
Height: 5’7″
Favorite Position: Pivot
Likes: Going to shows, traveling, actual dive bars (not trendy ones), math, obscure entertainment references & trashy magazines, yoga, pho, Kurt Vonnegut, Kurt Russell.
Dislikes: Bad jokes.
Injuries: Once I sprained my ankle hailing a cab leaving an after party. The parties always hurt me more than the games.
Motto: “Making enemies on purpose.”
Favorite Music: Frank Sinatra, David Lee Roth.
Favorite Drink: Sparks when it still had the caffeine.
Awards: Stinkiest Gear
Bio: I drove across country from Portland, ME and broke down in Seattle seven years ago and somehow never left.
This was not my intention.
