Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone
Derby History: 1 Season Jet City
Birthdate: April 04
Position: Blammer
Injuries: Nothing really serious from derby
Awards: Kiss my a$$ award
Hometown: Ohio, mostly Cleveland
Profession: Electrician / Engineering student / Security Guard
Previous Sports: Running
Favorite Movie: Dark Star
Get Pumped-Up Song: The Sonics “Strychnine”