Non-Skating Officials
Non-Skating Officials, aka Lightning Fists of Science: The Lightning Fists of Science are a highly trained multi-disciplinary task force dedicated to the pursuit of pure derby data. Working from a hidden laboratory somewhere in the greater Seattle area, these renegade academics are some of the most dangerous minds in derby today.
From the Left:
- Reed d’Rulz – Head NSO
- Betty Clocker
- Dee Cider
- Dolemout
- Feely Dan
- Gorram Browncoat
- Judgement Dana
- Miss Red
- Nine Inch Wheels
- Tenacious D Cup
- Tribbles & Bits
- Wizard of Laws
