Non-Skating Officials
Non-Skating Officials, aka Lightning Fists of Science: The Lightning Fists of Science are a highly trained multi-disciplinary task force dedicated to the pursuit of pure derby data. Working from a hidden laboratory somewhere in the greater Seattle area, these renegade academics are some of the most dangerous minds in derby today.
- Atticus Flinch
- Betty Clocker
- Chiro-Fracture
- Feely Dan
- Felon Degenerate
- Gorram Browncoat
- Nine Inch Wheels
- Reed d’Rulz
- Tenacious D Cup
- WispHurtHer
- Wizard of Laws