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X-Khan

X-Khan, # 18 & Life
Sockit Wenches
Joined in 2005
2010 Rat City All-Star

sw-x-khanHeight: 5’8″

Favorite Position: Jammer and B3

Likes: Anything that goes fast, full contact, fried food.

Dislikes: The smell of my wrist guards.

Injuries: Just returning from my first major injury. I have an cadaver ankle ligament instead of my right ACL!

Motto: You’re only as strong as:
The drinks you pour,
the tables you dance on,
and the girls you roll with!

Favorite Music: Everything!

Favorite Drink: Jameson & Diet

Awards: Ha! Runner up to Best Booty

Bio: X-Khan was born into a traveling circus in her mother country, Candyland. She grew up wrestling bears and doing daredevil tricks to entertain the folks who came to see the circus. At the tender age of 18, she was pinched for stealing cars and ended up taking what would be the first of many trips to the slammer. While in jail, she honed her criminal skills and readied for the day she would be let loose on the streets! She made many friends in jail and it was through her jailbird companions that she heard about the infamous Sockit Wenches for the first time.

Once freed from jail, X-Khan set out on her search to track down the notorious Wenches. Her search took her far and wide, but she never looked back as she left Candyland for the mean streets of the Pacific NW. Here is where her adventure begins…

One day while suffering from a major bout of PMS, misfortune fell upon her! Veronica Vicious, Dixie Dragstrip and Clobberin’ Mame saw X-Khan stealing a car on their turf and got raving mad, so they sent in Jo Jo Stiletto and Moe YaDown in to take care of her. They were close on her heels when inspiration struck. X-Khan turned around and started singing for her life, she started with a medley from Xanadu and ended with a tune from Back to the Beach.

Ms. Stiletto was stunned and Moe started laughing. Instead of drawing blood, they became fast friends and the duo invited X-Khan back to the Garage to meet the rest of the team. The team quickly initiated her by making her do the Truffle Shuffle and eat 18 ham sandwiches. X-Khan was so excited she let out a rebel yell and then gave a kiss and slap to each of her teammates. She had come home at last…

Over the coming years, the Wenches would wear many different costumes while boosting cars and building their underground empire. These seemingly sweet ladies would soon become underworld overlords through their strong arm tactics and bribes of cupcakes to city officials. While the Sockit Wenches are feared far and wide, those who know them can’t help but adore these tough ladies.

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