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ShanPain

ShanPain, #brut26
Sockit Wenches
Joined in season 7

Height: Short and squatty mo’ ass than body!

Favorite Position: Over the hood of a car, or any blocking position really.

Likes: Champagne and caviar, bubbles (not the monkey), being a pain in the ass and good ol’ fashion pranks for a laugh!

Dislikes: Yo’ mamma all up in my grill about knocking “her baby” down on the track!

Injuries: Separated shoulder.

Motto: Cuz I’m Klassy Like That.

Favorite Music: Music junkie…’nuff said.

Favorite Drink: Whiskey sour, light on the sour and heavy on the whiskey with a beer shooter.

Awards: N/A

Bio: I was born without feet and my doctor (Dr. Frazenstein) was working on a new procedure to help carry on the legacy of his family name. Anyhow, he created the first set of prosthetic roller skating feet and wanted to try them on me. Although my hippy parents were reluctant, Dr. Frazenstein informed them they could amass great riches by putting me in the circus as the amazing skating footless wonder, ShanWOW, so they agreed. Unfortunately for them, the circus didn’t take kids with overbites. So I left home, became ShanPain and have been skating ever since.