#17 Muffstache
The glass is half full. It may be half full of f**cking vinegar but it’s half full godd****t.
Derby History: Founding member of the Maui Rollergirls 2008-2010, Rat City Rollergirls Grave Danger 2010-Current, All Star Program 2011-Current, All Star Charter Member 2013-CurrentBirthdate: Yuck
Position: Utility
Injuries: Bumps, bruises, hematomas, cortisone shots, pins and PT.
Awards: League Most Improved, Rollergirl of the Month, Rain of Terror Most Motivational
Hometown: Battle Ground, WA
Profession: Licenced PTA at Starbucks
Previous Sports: Snowboarding
Beverage of Choice: Whisky
